JABbering Stooge

Friday, November 11, 2005

Cretinism vs. Evilution

Here's a couple of gems for you on the evolution/creationism debate:

Pat Robertson: Open mouth, insert foot

Pat Robertson must really like the taste of his own foot. It's the only possible reason I can imagine why he keeps putting it in his mouth.

First, he "totally concurs" with Jerry Falwell's blaming Americans first for 9/11.

Then he calls for the nuking of the State Department building in Foggy Bottom.

And as if calling for the immolation of the nation's top diplomats on an atomic pyre wasn't enough, Robertson then demanded that Bushie bring him the head of Hugo Chavez.

But all of that pales in comparison with his comments for the voters in Dover, PA who decided that science was more important than succumbing to theocracy and voted out all of the bums who supported "Intelligent Design" on the local school board.

Sidebar: Now that the voters have spoken, what happens to the lawsuit?

Funnily enough, Robertson's threats sound vaguely familiar. All that was missing was the inclusion of a possible meteor strike.

Benedict Arnold I meddles in U.S. political affairs again

Not content just to meddle in U.S. electoral politics as he did in 2004, Pope Benedict Arnold I reversed the direction of the Catholic Church under John Paul II's leadership in regard to the evolution/creationism debate.

Where Karol Wojtyla was content to incorporate the Theory of Evoution into the Catholic faith to some degree, Ratzinger, in his "infinite wisdom," declared the idea to be complete balderdash, saying "These people, ‘fooled by atheism,’ believe and try to demonstrate that it’s scientific to think that everything is free of direction and order."

I'm really starting to get tired of this Nazi masquerading as a religious figure.

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