JABbering Stooge

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Eggs Benedict steps in it again

Oh boy. Remember how Pope Benedict Arnold I declared the pedophile priest scandal to be a figment of the evil "librul" media's imagination? (This, of course, was after he was caught meddling in the politics of sovereign nations.) Well, it turns out that he was involved in helping cover up the problem in Texas. As usual, he's tried to avoid accountability by claiming diplomatic immunity.

As always, conservative Catholics put their fingers in their ears and scream at the top of their lungs "LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU EVIL LIBRULS TRASHING RELIGION AS ALWAYS!" But hey, at least the Pope likes cats, right?

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